jerkidiot:

IMPORTANT SECRET MESSAGE IN THE SPAGETTIOS

flancrossing:

i love this big dumb marshmallow

In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water.

why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

i just imagined this and cannot stop laughing

(via retconcorps)

buttsweats:

where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell

ewzzy:

Driver’s Licenses: Official. Do not print out and pretend to be a Princientist.

tardiscrash:

Let’s be real, in a time before the internet people didn’t have more adventures and make more meaningful connections. They watched TV and listened to CDs. Before that they listened to records and read magazines. Before that they listened to the radio and read bad dime novels. Before that they embroidered or some shit.

People have been staying inside and ignoring other people for as long as there have been buildings. 

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When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States (via 391705)